‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. [...]
I’m starting the weekend off early with some Great Thoughts Inspired by Beer
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
–Frank Zappa
Always do sober what [...]
For those of us that have kids this is a great quote that my brother-in-law sent me …
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”~ Frank Sinatra
