Is It Cocktail Hour Yet?

So funny .. reminds me of my neighbor at the yearly Christmas Eve party …

‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. [...]

If you haven’t seen The Flight of the Conchords on HBO you are missing out. Funniest show I’ve seen in a long time. Their 2nd season started about a month ago but I watch the episodes on-demand because Sunday at 10pm is just too late for me!

Technorati : Flight of the [...]

This video reminds me of the people I work with .. clueless

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My husband just loves Dave Chappelle and watches reruns everynight. He spent about 2 weeks singing I Wanna Piss on You (R. Kelly spoof) which drove me nuts. This is so freaking funny. Have a great weekend! Enjoy!

I received a bunch of pictures of animals with kids with the headline

“Please save this for the next time you hear someone say: They have to get rid of their pet when they have a baby.”

My mother’s boxer (who Chris and I had for many years) just died a few months back. Boxers are such [...]

Wow it’s been a long time since I posted. I have not been in a blogging mood so I have let it slip. Here is a cute bit I received from a friend .. kids are funny …
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When [...]

A friend of mine sent me this and I just loved it. What a fun couple and a fun start to a marriage! I would love to hang out with them! I sure can’t dance like that either. I bet that was a fun wedding! Although I would never have the balls to do that [...]

A friend of mine sent me this. She loves jokes about how smart and clever women are. This one is very clever! Of course I love cocktail humor!
Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are [...]

An old friend of mine sent me this in an email with the subject line “True Friendships”. I delayed opening it because I wasn’t in the mood for sugary tales of good friends but I got a nice surprise.
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and [...]